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by Cazmonster
Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:44 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: A need
Replies: 43
Views: 984

Yeah, I know. And I don't have my Mime Launcher, either...though Fallout 3 did come close with it's Rock-It Launcher that fires basically whatever you stick in the breach... Oh Flinking Hell! I need to go re rig my Neutral tinkerer character with Heavy Weapons and make them shoot nothing but hammer...
by Cazmonster
Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:43 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: I found a muffin...
Replies: 13
Views: 495

Cazmonster grabs TGC and wuffles him ferocioulsly.

I'll be here from time to time, but that muffin just might be a limited time offer.
by Cazmonster
Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Oxycontin Express
Replies: 30
Views: 601

Holy Crap - yes, I will be watching this.
by Cazmonster
Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:29 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: A need
Replies: 43
Views: 984

It's been years, and I still don't have a shotgun that fires sledgehammers.
by Cazmonster
Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:14 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: I found a muffin...
Replies: 13
Views: 495

I found a muffin...

Yep, a very nice muffin. And I'm going to put it here on this cushion, under a nice spotlight, where you can all see it. And, really, there aren't any traps or countermeasures or killer zealots or anything else bad waiting for the person who wants that muffin. Did I mention it is a homemade blueberr...
by Cazmonster
Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:02 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: There is a reason for one of those compressed gas implants!
Replies: 1
Views: 420

There is a reason for one of those compressed gas implants!

And Adam will explain!

It two minutes past 37 years! Woo Hoo!
by Cazmonster
Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Weigh In!
Replies: 33
Views: 1668

Cazmonster yanks a switcho beam out of his pants pocket and watches the fun commence as he switches Ancient History for Cash.

Oh, that's... that's just wrong.

Okay. I gotta go figure out a plot.
by Cazmonster
Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Who's Missing?
Replies: 45
Views: 1469

Aren't we missing some hamster or another?

Oh, and Crucible, and Chuckles.

I saw Roadspike about a year ago over on the Wizkids games forum.
by Cazmonster
Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:58 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Weigh In!
Replies: 33
Views: 1668

Wolverine Season!

Cazmonter shoves three rabid wolverines down Cash's pants.

Eep, there's really not room for one rabid wolverine in those pants.

Okay, so, we've got a tally and it's VIOLENCE WITH A PLOT!!! I'll see what I can do about getting to one of those here today.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Who's Missing?
Replies: 45
Views: 1469

Lord Death Hand
by Cazmonster
Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:52 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Weigh In!
Replies: 33
Views: 1668

Weigh In!

Do you all wanna do something cool or do you just wanna inflate your post counts? I'd like to do some rockem sockem violence and role playing again, that stuff was fun. But I don't want to be doing it on my lonesome. To that end, I made this neafty Poll to try to get this working again. This are ser...
by Cazmonster
Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:30 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: caz!
Replies: 67
Views: 2530

Nearing p12k. This rocks!
by Cazmonster
Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:50 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: FREAKBALLS
Replies: 23
Views: 1221

I loves my Bulldrekkers. I loves them good.

Cazmonster shoves neshek into a lathe for fun and giggles.

Ah, good times.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:38 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: A Fare Thee Well Message
Replies: 43
Views: 1597

I should like PINK COOKIE

Cazmonster looks at the antiquated set of traps and goes about 'upgrading' them with juicer nanites and instant-fuse singularity generators.

Go ahead, touch that beer. I wanna see what happens.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:35 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Bulldrekkian Star Wars
Replies: 29
Views: 1285

Rhow you doin?

Cazbacca gets 'jiggy' with the ewoks.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:13 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity before you wreckity
Replies: 68
Views: 2973

Cash wrote:*Cash sneaks into Caz's place and feeds Ben and Henry plety of sugar*
That'll keep Caz occupied for a while...
Ima findyou. Then, Ima do things that ought not be done.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:21 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Time to kill something
Replies: 20
Views: 1258

The cyberfreak unlimbers a .50 BMG and heads off toward the east coast.

I hear we can find Coulter out thisaway. I say we get to it.
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:26 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity before you wreckity
Replies: 68
Views: 2973

Man, I love Bulldrek.

Cazmonster goes to get the necronomicon out of storage for more thread necromancy.

Rise my minions!!!
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:25 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

Cazmonster uses an auto-collimating fusion cannon on Flameblade. The incredible heat warps him into Flameplowshare.

That's for the Picaso face.

Cazmonster lumbers off to find some cyberpiranha to eat the current face off.

Damnit, this means a road trip.
by Cazmonster
Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:51 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Do Not Get Married...
Replies: 44
Views: 1722

Damn, Bulldrek was down when Gunny and Daki got married.

And I had twin toddlers.

Ugh.
by Cazmonster
Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:16 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: The Sound off about something positive thread.
Replies: 158
Views: 4936

Cash wrote:My head is not a pink cookie!!!
No talking from Cookie!!!

NOM OM NOM OM NOM
by Cazmonster
Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:17 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: The Sound off about something positive thread.
Replies: 158
Views: 4936

There are orange flavoerd PINK COOKIES!

I would sound off about how the dutch love their Caz, but I have yet to taste these lovely lovely cookies.

Cazmonster chows down on Cash's noggin.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:09 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Time to kill something
Replies: 20
Views: 1258

Cazmonster vents his primary exhaust system through his mouth, the fusion-hot vaporized gas cuts through the woodchucks like a laser though a Tasty Human. The stream intersects the trail of flaming ants with spectacular, albeit predictable results. A truly epic detonation not unlike a Fuel Air Expl...
by Cazmonster
Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:02 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Time to kill something
Replies: 20
Views: 1258

A surprised cyberfreak disappears under several dozen tons of rabid woodchuck. Titanic squelching sounds can be heard from a growing mountain of crazed oversized rodent.

I hate you Cash.
by Cazmonster
Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:39 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Time to kill something
Replies: 20
Views: 1258

Cazmonster threatens Cash and Ancient with the engine block of a Mobmaster. The trail of dead corpsec guys and riggers behind him show just how hard Cazmonster worked to get this particular engine block just to use as a heavy threatening object. Take the woodchucks and get to the killing. I'd prefe...
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:15 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Time to kill something
Replies: 20
Views: 1258

Time to kill something

I just saw people using the Bible as a diet aid.

I wanna kill something and I really don't care what it is.

Cazmonster rewires a random orbit sander and seven rubber chickens into a weapon outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

Lets Rock!
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:54 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Jeff!
Replies: 20
Views: 510

YAY!!!
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:53 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Hmmm...
Replies: 14
Views: 853

Zam wrote:I love my pink cookies.
Cazmonster consumes Zam's pink cookie!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
by Cazmonster
Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:03 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

GORNK!

Cazmonster furiously regenerates his face.
by Cazmonster
Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:55 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

MOTO!

Cazmonster happily mauls Moto with cyberspurs and pneumatic jaws while chanting "Checkity Wreckity!"
by Cazmonster
Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:58 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: In the beginning there was a word and that word was...
Replies: 15
Views: 1132

My pants compel a dance. A romance dance.

But my pants are big!

Its a BIG PANTS DANCE!

Jump around like you're in a trance
Keep thinkin' bout the south of France
and thats how you're doin the big pants dance!

Cazmonster jams out to Big Pants Dance, Gothic Death Swing Style
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:35 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity before you wreckity
Replies: 68
Views: 2973

Zombitity!

Brainsity Eatity!
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:33 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: A present for Caz...
Replies: 20
Views: 1256

My poor brain.

I do wonder what everclear and PCP would taste like. Thank god I am too old for that nonsense now.
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:31 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

Cazmonster corners Brasky and then wreckities him.

Checkity! Brasky just doesn't have it up against me.
by Cazmonster
Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:28 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Cazmonster simultaneously checkities and wreckities.

Ack! I hurt myself!
by Cazmonster
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:06 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Checkity?
Replies: 16
Views: 5240

Checkity?

KERBLAM!

Good, still wreckity.
by Cazmonster
Thu May 31, 2007 6:03 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Muahaha! Sweet revenge!
Replies: 51
Views: 1963

Read this, Szechuan rocks.
by Cazmonster
Thu May 31, 2007 5:58 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: The final push
Replies: 142
Views: 3373

Ahh, the days before p10k. Heady heady stuff. I have to go find other weird, random goodness and bring it back up here.
by Cazmonster
Thu May 31, 2007 3:54 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Pancakes!
Replies: 61
Views: 1874

The Great Canadian Bagel?

I think we must rise from our foods here and stomp our way to some fine canadian-raised bagly goodness.
by Cazmonster
Thu May 31, 2007 3:46 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Tastes great vs. less filling
Replies: 94
Views: 6107

Cazmonster gets his thread necromancy pointy wizard cap out of storage.

RISE! RISE! And take me to the bagel shop.

Somebody really should tell LDH and TGC we are back in business.
by Cazmonster
Wed May 30, 2007 2:09 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 4719
Views: 38043

This thread has more posts than many posters here.
by Cazmonster
Tue May 29, 2007 10:53 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: It must be mine!
Replies: 14
Views: 1058

Cazmonster grabs Heavy_D and shoves him into an autolathe for stress-testing.

I feel far less stressed now. Heavy_D, or what's left, get's an official seal of approval.

The traditional seven ton seal drops from low orbit onto Heavy_D's slowly regenerating mass of flesh.
by Cazmonster
Tue May 29, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Sound off about things that are annoying you lately.
Replies: 16
Views: 1032

Cash wrote:Christ, Caz. Are the twins aging you that badly? She's been posting here for at least a week.
Dudemonger! Imna take a blowtorch to yer...

Um, yes, yes they are.
by Cazmonster
Tue May 29, 2007 5:30 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: It must be mine!
Replies: 14
Views: 1058

SHOTGUN!!!

Cazmonster loads a 10 gauge shotgun with compressed muffin pellets and lets fly to deadly effect.

Somebody call a physician!
by Cazmonster
Tue May 29, 2007 5:29 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Sound off about things that are annoying you lately.
Replies: 16
Views: 1032

TASTY HUMAN!!! Cazmonster launches himself on IrnMaiden. The multiton cyberfreak collides with punishing force, shattering bones and rending flesh. He happy mauls away with meter long titanium cyberspurs and pneumatic jaws until there's aught left but a pile of rags and guts with two sad-looking eye...
by Cazmonster
Sat May 26, 2007 3:32 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Skittles or M&M's?
Replies: 46
Views: 1806

Ice cream skittles win all ties.
by Cazmonster
Sat May 26, 2007 3:31 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: I'm not Blocked....
Replies: 31
Views: 1254

They come out like Chow yun Fat from Pirates 3 and I still win all ties!!!
by Cazmonster
Fri May 25, 2007 2:33 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Do Some Damage!
Replies: 32
Views: 1396

Cazmonster emails incriminating photos of Daki revealing the secret sauce in Ninjaburgers and listens for the invisible mayhem. Before too long, Daki's head tumbles through the thread.

I fuckin' love ninjas.
by Cazmonster
Thu May 24, 2007 11:39 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Do Some Damage!
Replies: 32
Views: 1396

Do Some Damage!

Cazmonster, upon having a real hum-dinger of a day, grabs a rotary belt-fed shotgun and unleashes hot buckshot death on Moocow until there's nothing but bone chips and gib.

Yeah, that's right! Kill somebody - right here, right now!!!
by Cazmonster
Thu May 24, 2007 5:29 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: I'm not Blocked....
Replies: 31
Views: 1254

Yeah, go ahead, try some psychic invasion and stuff. You can learn what mashed banana and crayon sammiches taste like too!

For me, I am really liking the new job, and I have paying gaming work, so I don't see p20k any time in the near future.

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