Bulldrek v3.0

JohnnyRico

I have to agree with you on that last point Deev. For me, red-heads have always been trouble, but I would gladly get into trouble with her.

Sal, do you think that the fact that Anna Paquin and Steven Moyer are actually a couple outside the show makes the sex scenes a little more voyeuristic now?

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Streak

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A small orb floats out of the parked helicopter and glides over to the ash pile that is Rico and pops open a compartment on its side. The orb extends a small dust buster, and despite the best of intentions, a yellow and black Bat logo can be seen on it under a chipping layer of paint. The orb retrac...

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Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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Four rockets come streaking out of the sky, smashing into the ground around Kitt, causing her to duck and cover as the explosions roll fire around her and over her head. As the smoke and dust begins to clear, she stands up slowly, looking around for the source. Unfortunately, the last place she look...

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I would actually think that a damage resistance to piercing weapons is about right, but if anything a weakness to Bludgeoning ones would be more accurate, since the last time I checked, spiders in my house suffered double damage from a rolled up newspaper. Just a thought. Also, you could go with a k...

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RickRoll = RickRoll +1

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Well, the exceedingly large bags of douche that constitute the management here at work refuse to see that, hey, we have shitty response times in the morning, so lets get some more techs on. As such, Instead of acting as a Transitional Trainer like they brought me onto this team to be, I'm stuck gett...

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*Heavy_D gets tapped on the shoulder. As the noob spins, Rico reaches out and grabs Heavy_D by the face.* You know, you really shouldn't do things like that. Not only did Overlord run the biggest bulldrekkian arms manufacturing company back during Bulldrek That Was, but some of us would still like t...

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You know what was funny when I installed my HP DVD Burner (Dual Layer, +RW -RW, Lightscribe)? It had the standard sticker on the top, and it said it was a Lite On drive as well. Made me happy. Also, the best part about Dual Layer is the fact that you don't necessarily have to buy dual layer disks wh...

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I may have an older version laying around somewhere that could be packed up and shipped digitally to you, or even hosted somewhere for download. I just don't know how old it is, or how well it'll work.

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Prosti-tots

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Blood magic

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Are you going to be the one to ask her that?

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asploding cars

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What kind of extra hazards would you like? Snipers? Gravity sinks? Rabid wombats?

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camping

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http://www.forumspile.com/Old-MummyHead.jpg *Rico, while slapping his picture up, realizes that he never actually entered this thread way back when. The Bulldrekkian magic may have faded a bit since then, but like a train-wreck about to happen, it's been gathering steam again. With a surprisingly l...

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[glow]APE
SEX![/glow]

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Sabotage - Beastie Boys

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Rapper's Delight, Jump Around, and Baby Got Back are all musts. Fort Minor (Feat. Sixx John) - There They Go from the We Major mixtape Linkin Park - Bleed it Out I have to say that I do like the way Shinoda works his craft. Something about the way he paints a picture, tells a story with every rhyme.

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I'll swerve to avoid anything that isn't a squirrel. I've been known to swerve and hit anything larger than a squirrel. Squirrels just don't make any sort of satisfying crunchiness when hit. Kitty in road: "Mow?" Paul: *Accelerator to floor* Kitty in road: *defecate* Kitty in road: *splun...

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I'm in agreement with Daki, Axe stick all the way.

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They changed our main homepage, and everybody's been bitching and moaning. Creativity is not with me this week. Pass.

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I'm working on a post. If it isn't up by Friday night, skip me. Damnable split weekends...

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plain

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Note to self: Stock up on Brain Bleach and Mental Floss

Second Note to self: Buy said products' production companies, sell to Bulldrekkers, Profit!

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Winning is Half the Battle

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Be careful Iantha, Thorn's going to want that back undamaged.

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James James, much to his chagrin, carries the air of a teen about him, no matter how hard he tries to not. Still young at 22, he looks more like 17, and sometimes feels like he's treated like he's treated like he's 12. He's the typical post-teen, in that he still like somewhat baggy clothes, doesn'...

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Yay, my brain's spooling up again. Too much time away, added on top of too much time doing the same troubleshooting steps on the phones is a Bad Thing.

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James drove past the landscaping office the first time, still adjusting to city drivers. He parked the truck along a side-street a block down, put a quarter into the meter and gave it a spin. As he walked down the street towards the office building, he noticed someone go up to the door, stop, then p...

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I'll post something either later tonight or tomorrow before midday.

[Edit] After Kai of course.

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Looking for Group. FOR THE HORDE!

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*gets the crash cart, tazer and cattle prods*

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Somebody wake up The Black Van. If we're going on a cross country death campaign for food, we should bring the Van.

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Woohoo! Fixed it myself. I forgot the / to close my font. When I put that in the big gap went away. 8) Weird--your posts pre-fix still have the gap. I always figured that the sigs responded to what was the current sig designation was, not retro-active to the sig designation at time of post (i.e. si...

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Poetry in Motion (For example: ) Rico reaches up towards the heavens, chanting guttural words under his breath as storm clouds quickly begin to grow. He strains, drawing on the still somewhat weak essence of Bulldrek, and from the deeply established history of the Word Association thread itself. The...

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I'm afraid you'll have to enlighten me Caz. A Double Double?

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Rico stands up and shakes some of the drywall and ceiling tile bits off of his greatcoat, smirking to himself. Without turning he laughs and calls out to the Priest. "Well, if that was Caz, he certainly still knows how to make an entrance, eh Brother Justice?" When only the quiet patter of...

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Yung Joc

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Rico jogs in through the shattered glass and strewn about body parts that used to be the glass-encased entryway. He inhales deeply, grinning at the coppery smell of blood and the stench of expended ammunition. Clapping his right fist to his chest, the pilot salutes the Priest. "Brother Justice,...

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You open the Treasure Chest!
You Get:
Landscaping Want Ad

*Level Up!*

Jason just finds that easier than any other crap out there. Think about it. He's an Elementalist. Landscaping = Win!

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I think what was attempted was the _

If you have that in your sig, removing it should help.

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(T-Minus 13.7 Days) James hated the rain. He really hated the rain. Mostly because the old 1942 Chevy pickup truck he had was difficult enough to drive when it was dry out. Now, in the slowly increasing Chicago rain, he had to fight with old, shitty tires, and windshield wipers that only half worked...

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James Standing Bear Reed Known Looking at James Standing Bear Reed gives very little indication that he grew up in Eagle Butte, South Dakota, on the Cheyenne River reservation. Despite being 1/8 Sioux, James is about as white as you can get without being an albino, of average height with short brow...

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You'll get to see a little bit of their magic system in my character's powers, but the book series are at the same time nothing alike, but very similar. The plot centers around a single family, the primary focus being on the young Tavi, who is unique in his inability to call on the elementals, calle...

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E-poet (Myspace makes this so much easier. And yes, Christian Rap is still rap. Kinda. Mostly. If you don't look too hard)

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