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Okay its official:: I have three grills now. Two charcoal one gas. Two picnic tables and one porch swing. i also may have a small tent for people to hide in when the bugs get crazy. A word of warning. My wife has invited everyone to at least stop by so expect to be poked prodded and gawked at on Sat...

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Ladies and gentlemen tonight we stand to bring you the the second greatest fight in two weeks!In the Red corner we have the challenger, weighing in at 280 pounds of pure nasty correctional meaness Paul We go now to the challenger and lets see what he has to say about tonights main event... I am goi...

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You can post this but not find time to post in our game? I am so going to beat you.

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Eva:: Five busks says no? Any takers?

*Paul lays his five spot on the table.

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Hmm double life? Nope I am just as fucking rude and stupid in real life. Damn. I suck.

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I'll continue the public complimenting spree... nice pics Pistons...I will refrian from making lewd and suggestive remarks as often as I can, which may not result in me actually not saying anything!

Paul wanders off before his wife finds him...or Pistons just plain beats the tar out of him.

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*Paul drools every time he sees Pistons pic.

I wonder how close the real thing is?

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Yes I have Cash, why do ask? *Paul eyes Cash suspiciously, then looks around for recording devices.

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*Paul enters the thread. Naked.

"Now what niggas?"

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I am a degenerate. How do i get an invite to said slumber party?

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Okay a request:: Send me some background stuff, and basic information stuff.

Race,sex, creed, origin etc... I hope to personalize some touches to the game. So email me some stuff. I would love fully completed PCs but will settle for stuff like my name is Bob the builder and I am a troll.

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I aim to ple--no wait. I aim for the eyes.

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I'd move me to more to the maybe list. August still hasn't opened in the books yet. So I don't know if I can get it off yet. I am hoping to get at least a day or two but it is in the middle of a popular time at the prison.

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Okay I have sent emails to all the players, which you will hopefully recieve within a reasonable time period. Lets see some postage soon shall we?

Paul smacks Bishop side ways and cross eyed.

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Okay.

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Damn Canadians! Up there sharpening up your Ice skates, trying to pass off your fake quarters here in the states.

We have ways of dealing with your damn problems...

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Yes.

For any number of reasons.

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I have been in prison for over two years now.

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Pauls reign continues!I am unstoppable!

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Evan said: I'm talking about grandeur. Longevity. Investment in time, efforts and, in some cases, lives in the construction. Apparently you judge when these words are fit for use? Grandeur? You call the Pyramids Grand? I call them piles of crap. Rock and sand. I am not egyptian, so by your logic the...

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Hmmm. I can see I am going to have to kill all of you except the guy witht he burst firing 20d freaking shotgun...and the stylish one in those fabulous pants! Seriously though here are some good hints::: Extraction run, possibly hostile target. Expect heavy resistance, organized and deadly. As a sid...

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I know 32s real m=name. And mine. And is Paolo post pumping?

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Evan I have a question for you. Are the aforementioned monuments and parks that yuo seem to hold in such low regard places you've visited? Do they have any personal connection to you? Lets see if i can explain where I am going with this. I love the proposed World War Two monument. I do. My grandfath...

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Heh. I could see it now....Well i would love tot alk but you have already wasted five minutes of my life...

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Or buy stock in Exxon, so that when they buy the patent, you can get in on the massive amounts of me=oney they will make after they shelf it until they have to use it.

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I need that special picture that just says me. Can you be the one who helps me?

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Hmm a smaller penis. Definitely. I mean...wait....Hmmm. I'd go for those knees and ankles. Sure enough.

Could I get some extra organs? Another stomach would be cool!

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We're going to be friends or I'll beat your ass.

Soft legs ride up front.

Pussy is pussy but friends are forever.

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Cash:: A lot of the lifers eventually burn out on the hate and anger that is common with younger inamtes. They realize that in order to advance any where at all they need to be proactive in their own lives. So they actively seek out programs, and an education. They realize that they won't be handed ...

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Boobs?

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Internal Department of Corrections figures place 80 percent of all inmates currently incarcerated are functionally illiterate. For the record they place this as being unable to function at an eigth grade reading/math level. Most inamtes are required to complete a GED equivalancy program before ever ...

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No honey really it is twelve inces. Seriously.

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I wish I had the good answer here. I think you have raised some serious issues here. I think some of the questions seem easily answered at first, but in the end after reading this post two dozen times, I keep coming back with more questions. Lets see if we can tackle this one step at a time: Is it ...

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I so need to post, but I just don't.

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I feel so silly for just liking to watch that TV show.

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Damn it Jeff! Ah well I will just have to save my evil plans for your eventual demise! Muhahahaha!

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Well my riding lawn mower is busted so I thought I would hire a lawn service. SO just before everyone arrives they will come again.

I was just happy I hired a lawn service.

By swing I mean a porch swing, not like a tire hooked to my willow tree.

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Okay today I am having my lawn professionally mowed and cleaned! So when you arrive I will have a nice neat lawn! I am borrowing some assorted furniture for the lawn for our use. A swing, some chairs and more. Maybe some tables.

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Serious Paul walks with the tour group taking in the sights.

So you have some Bovine mutations going on around here? Hmm.

Paul whips out his Bulldrek Maximum Security Penitentiary Identification Card.

Is it possible we can discuss some delicate business matters else where?

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My wife when she was pregnant was told by the obstrecian, did I spell that right, anyways, to drink more water as the fetus and her would combined use more fluids. When I was in the Marine Corps I was always told we had to consume 2 quarts of water a day. Dehydration was the source of concern for ev...

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I don't care this is a neat thread...

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YOU DON"T KNOW WHO ALEX ROSS IS?

Well okay:

here

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I am so going to have fun!!!

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