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by Crazy Elf
Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:00 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Happy Plane Day!
Replies: 1
Views: 107

Happy Plane Day!

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by Crazy Elf
Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:47 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Where Are They Now: Everyone Edition
Replies: 34
Views: 780

I.

LIVE.

AGAIN.
by Crazy Elf
Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:38 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Fuck the Police (a poll of sorts)
Replies: 16
Views: 408

Police have more power than most people, and as such those without that power resent it or see it as a threat. The first thing that someone thinks when they see a police officer is, "Are they after me?" before they truly begin to access a situation. Fear and jealousy are what maintain a ne...
by Crazy Elf
Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:53 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dark Knight Rises Review (Caution - SPOILERS INSIDE)
Replies: 22
Views: 571

UncleJoseph wrote:
Crazy Elf wrote:I quite liked the voice, actually. It helped steer Bane away from being a cliché, which he certainly had the potential to do. I'm not the only fan either.
His voice was totally Ross...
That's it! I'll fucking have you!

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by Crazy Elf
Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:45 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dark Knight Rises Review (Caution - SPOILERS INSIDE)
Replies: 22
Views: 571

I quite liked the voice, actually. It helped steer Bane away from being a cliché, which he certainly had the potential to do. I'm not the only fan either.
by Crazy Elf
Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:57 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dark Knight Rises Review (Caution - SPOILERS INSIDE)
Replies: 22
Views: 571

By "real people," you mean Asians, right? They're the only group on the planet clearly superior to British or Romani stock, after all. I mean, it's not like he'd go to Africa. Asians are only really dangerous when you give them a knife, or a car. They do qualify, though, because by "...
by Crazy Elf
Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:35 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dark Knight Rises Review (Caution - SPOILERS INSIDE)
Replies: 22
Views: 571

Well he gets the crap beaten out of him and then he has to go overseas to find out how real people fight, so yeah pretty much.
by Crazy Elf
Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:20 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dark Knight Rises Review (Caution - SPOILERS INSIDE)
Replies: 22
Views: 571

I didn't have any problem with Bane's voice, but I had no problem with a vaguely British/Gypsy accented guy beating the crap out of an American. I guess that may have had an effect on many of the audience members in the U.S.
by Crazy Elf
Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:01 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [United States] Health Care Reform
Replies: 63
Views: 1726

That infant mortality thing is because we eat Vegemite, which contains lots of folate, which prevents major birth defects. We're totally cheating when it comes to infant mortality.
by Crazy Elf
Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:34 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [United States] Health Care Reform
Replies: 63
Views: 1726

Well isn't privatisation the reason that it's so expensive to begin with? Other countries where the government fits the bill for healthcare have a far cheaper system of healthcare than the US. The US spends roughly double what the British do per capita.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:08 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [United States] Health Care Reform
Replies: 63
Views: 1726

Not at all. I have no information on Obamacare, as the whole idea of it is completely alien to me. We have a pretty good health system over here, so we don't have to be concerned about things like this. We just have to stop the government destroying health care and turning it into America. That's pr...
by Crazy Elf
Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:59 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Refraining from being inappropriate.
Replies: 13
Views: 520

You mean sheep, nigger brain.
by Crazy Elf
Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:43 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Refraining from being inappropriate.
Replies: 13
Views: 520

Well that's because most of them are Americans, and as such they've managed to get filthy nigger blood in to their family tree somewhere down the line.
by Crazy Elf
Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:41 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [United States] Health Care Reform
Replies: 63
Views: 1726

Wouldn't the company actually get a tax credit if it did employ people, as long as they employ less than 25? Seems to me that's a pretty good deal.
by Crazy Elf
Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:06 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [United States] Health Care Reform
Replies: 63
Views: 1726

So is your argument, 3PO, that you if your company has to pay for health insurance the company will collapse, even though it doesn't have to pay for health insurance?
by Crazy Elf
Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:53 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Refraining from being inappropriate.
Replies: 13
Views: 520

I don't understand this topic.
by Crazy Elf
Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:52 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: So, I think my mom is going to die.
Replies: 30
Views: 865

I'm late on this because I'm a terrible community member. Is it entirely wrong to wish my mother was dead? No. When my father was dying I had an exceptionally strong urge to kill him. There was something so pathetic in the way that he was going out that I felt it would be better just to end it quick...
by Crazy Elf
Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The thing about Bulldrek that I've really, really missed?
Replies: 28
Views: 829

I like all the smilies.
by Crazy Elf
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:45 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: All tied-up(Bondage and BDSM)
Replies: 18
Views: 557

paladin2019 wrote:
Bonefish wrote:It's thin, abrasive cord.
Now now, Bone is asking us for help. If all he has to work with is a thin abrasive cord then I'm sure he'll do just fine with it.
by Crazy Elf
Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:58 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The New What Are You Reading Thread
Replies: 38
Views: 903

Still reading the latest Song of Ice and Fire, A Dance of Dragons.
by Crazy Elf
Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:57 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Ever edited the 'pedia?
Replies: 4
Views: 261

I've added some Australian legal stuff here and there when I've seen it was missing, and I've also attempted on several occasions to state that koalas explode when you set them on fire, but they don't believe me. They do, though, we just don't do studies on it because we're not barbarians. It's pret...
by Crazy Elf
Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:59 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Candy...or Sex Toy?
Replies: 1
Views: 242

Ha ha ha ha! http://images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-eating.jpg HA HA HA HA! http://images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/worlds-largest-gummy-worm-equivalency-infographic.png OH MAN THIS IS TOO EASY! http://images1.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-worm/world...
by Crazy Elf
Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:35 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: We are the government
Replies: 4
Views: 334

We're sorry, but the government is not responsible for the application of any further assistance in any intercourse that you are taking part in. Although we are aware that assistance of this nature is required for some citizens, it is the position of the government to keep all activities in the bedr...
by Crazy Elf
Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:46 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: We are the government
Replies: 4
Views: 334

We're sorry, blow jobs aren't something that the government can provide to the public on a casual basis. Most aspects of the government that would have been able to provide blow jobs have been privatised. You're more than welcome to submit and expression of interest in regards to blow jobs and the g...
by Crazy Elf
Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:33 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Phoenix Jones, Superhero
Replies: 62
Views: 892

Prosecutors need more time to see if they're going to file charges. Like I said, I don't think that they can find anything that's going to stick.
by Crazy Elf
Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:24 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: A question about morals, ethics, and whatnot
Replies: 26
Views: 631

AtemHutlrt wrote:I find Anne Frank jokes highly inappropriate. The poor girl's life was an absolute horror: not only did she have her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but then she didn't even get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare!
Ha ha ha! It's funny 'cause she's dead!
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:20 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Phoenix Jones, Superhero
Replies: 62
Views: 892

The better of the two inevitable results . I've watched the video for that and it would be difficult for the charge of assault to actually stick, particularly if he gets good representation. The guy may be an idiot, but I don't see anything illegal unless pepper spray is a prohibited weapon in Seat...
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:43 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: That old Shadowrun Sourcebook We Almost Published
Replies: 2
Views: 180

Hey, that thing was awesome! We really do need to work on something else like that.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:39 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: A question about morals, ethics, and whatnot
Replies: 26
Views: 631

3278 wrote:Man, I heard a really good Anne Frank joke within the last week, too, and I can't remember what it was.
Remember damnit!

I heard a good Jewish joke the other day.

Where do you send a Jewish kid with ADD?

Answer: To a concentration camp.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:37 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Samurai!
Replies: 1
Views: 302

A real samurai would ride that unicorn. I mean kill it. Yeah... kill it.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:35 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: We are the government
Replies: 4
Views: 334

We are the government

We are the government. How can we help?
by Crazy Elf
Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:52 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: A question about morals, ethics, and whatnot
Replies: 26
Views: 631

Van Der Litreb wrote:Thanks for the responses, but I'm a little disappointed no one commented on my Anne Frank crack. :)
Seriously, fuck Anne Frank. The Ninja and I visited her house in Amsterdam and she wasn't even there.
by Crazy Elf
Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:03 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Songs that make you think of Bulldrekers.
Replies: 29
Views: 556

Bone, you are very clearly "Dare to be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:53 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Authentic Nazi Items
Replies: 24
Views: 476

Jeff Hauze wrote:Right along with your pink, fuzzy boots, apparently.
I'm too sexy for your criticism.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:24 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Authentic Nazi Items
Replies: 24
Views: 476

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by Crazy Elf
Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:13 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Authentic Nazi Items
Replies: 24
Views: 476

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by Crazy Elf
Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:41 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Happy Plane Day!
Replies: 10
Views: 268

Raygun wrote:It's not Happy Terrorism Day, Elf.
Why else would a plane be happy?
by Crazy Elf
Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:34 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Happy Plane Day!
Replies: 10
Views: 268

Raygun wrote:Happy Plane Day was a few days late this year.
That's not really terrorism, though, unless he crashed the plane in Reno, just to watch them die.
by Crazy Elf
Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:06 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Military Spending
Replies: 103
Views: 1375

Well, it's certainly physically more widespread - our military bases stretch around the world, quite by design - but so what? That doesn't mean it effects more people, or does more harm, or is more dickish: it just spans more time zones. Bone was saying that Russia is expanding its borders as thoug...
by Crazy Elf
Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:35 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Military Spending
Replies: 103
Views: 1375

That's not a very good comparison, though: putting bases in Germany isn't annexing Germany. That's not at all the same thing; the scale of control is completely different. Perhaps, but it's still a level of control, and it's WAY more widespread than anything that Russia is doing. That's an interest...
by Crazy Elf
Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:49 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Military Spending
Replies: 103
Views: 1375

Right, and neither of those options rhyme with "ah, fuckit, gas the fucks". Which is what they did. That's not the school, that's the theatre. And by doing that they saved more people than they would have done if they just stormed in through the front door. How else would you suggest to h...
by Crazy Elf
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:56 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Military Spending
Replies: 103
Views: 1375

Remember when they tried to get those hostages back? At some point, the russians just said: "ah, fuckit, let's gas the whole joint". And killed most of the hostages. Though, I guess, it works out cuz no one really tries to take hostages in Russia anymore. They were dealing with Chechens t...
by Crazy Elf
Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:36 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Happy Plane Day!
Replies: 10
Views: 268

Happy Plane Day!

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by Crazy Elf
Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:22 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: 22 Character Sentences
Replies: 13
Views: 306

Jesus hates you and me Please stop hitting me All dead, mostly fruit Rapist = sex - consent You are guitar strings How many died? Lolz :) God was here. Gone now Did it stop living? Oh I only burnt four dogs Dairy hates you, vegan Rape + Asians = Family Black + Rights = Ha ha Stalin ...
by Crazy Elf
Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:46 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Phoenix Jones, Superhero
Replies: 62
Views: 892

Just so we're clear, are we now telling Bone that he shouldn't run around with a gun and that the police aren't magical?
by Crazy Elf
Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:24 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: I think i found the woman i love.
Replies: 14
Views: 321

Yet another thread where people are trying to stop Bone from inadvertently killing himself.
by Crazy Elf
Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:19 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Phoenix Jones, Superhero
Replies: 62
Views: 892

How many of the threads on Bulldrek have boiled down to people trying to stop Bone from inadvertently killing himself?
by Crazy Elf
Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The what are you reading comic book edition...?
Replies: 4
Views: 125

Ayako by Osamu Tezuka. It's fucked up. All of his stuff is fucked up except for Astro Boy.
by Crazy Elf
Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:03 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Game of Thrones
Replies: 149
Views: 3024

Yet another spoiler: She could also hate him BECAUSE he's a Targarian and therefore puts all of her true children at risk.
by Crazy Elf
Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:33 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: You Had Sex With Someone...
Replies: 14
Views: 288

Is the reason they're dead because you fucked them? If so I think turning up would be inappropriate.

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