Bulldrek v3.0

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Teja finishes singing with the pianist and starts walking the room, careful not to step on her dress. Letting her hair down as she finally begins seeing a few Bulldrekkers finally showing up, she sneaks over and steals one of Szechuans shrimp. Heading to the bar, she head's up the bartender. "D...

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Also:
That flattery is like chewing gum. Chew it for awhile, but don't swallow it.

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Crucifix

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Happy Birthday Elldren

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George Bush and Saddam Hussein

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A little too much ROLLING ROCK ??

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Those are both very, very good, Marius. Enough to even make me consider taking up drinking any time I feel inclined to write!

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Fred Flintstone

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Demons

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If your company calls me at 8 am again, I'm going to blast the radio in your fucking ear. *SLAM*

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Poking your eye with a pencil....

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Dodge Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's Up Doc?

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Brendan Shannahan = GOD

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Rock on. I'm definately playing this one.

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Squirt! Why do you have to constantly eat my toilet paper??

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Blues Traveler

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Pee-Wee Herman

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Teja rips all of Matt's hair out and tosses his attached scalp back to him.
I be donatin' the hair to the charities YO!

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I have to say - the eyes freaked me out the most. Heh. I'm gonna go to sleep tonite and wake up with him next to me, only to roll over and see this black-eyed friggin cat staring me in the face.

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Szechuan wrote:
MissTeja wrote: Plus anyways - how could I put something as cute as this through that pain?
I dunno, Teja. Squirt doesn't look so innocent to me.

OH MY GOD SZECH! What have you done to my poor kitten??

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Curly Top

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Not so tasty...

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Squirt (my cat) isn't declawed and at this point I see no need to do such a procedure to him. Yeah, he scratches his share of stuff he shouldn't, but that was to be expected prior to my getting a cat. If I didn't want my stuff scratched ever, I would have gotten a fish, or a bird, a dog, or some cag...

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HOFFA

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The day (or night rather) that Hulk Hogan actually happens to enter one of my dreams - good or bad, someone [glow]PLEASE[/glow] shoot me.

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Gwen Stefani

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French Fries

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MooCow wrote: And to be honest, I'll trust his judgement. Why? Because Colin Powell and Dick Cheney know a hell of alot more about evaluating a military threat then I do.

Applause.That is /exactly/ how I feel about this whole damn debate and I could not have said it better.

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Back to hijacking the topic at hand- Has anyone here had a particularly embarrassing encounter they'd like to share? Not personally, but my baby sister, being a pre-teen and all got p.o.'d at the mum for not allowing her to shave, so she finally went in the bathroom and duct taped her legs. ...It w...

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Good taste there Eva. Emily Dickinson is one of my favs and I have relation to her which makes it even cooler. Thus, I shall follow your lead in choosing one of hers... The only ghost I ever saw by Emily Dickinson The only ghost I ever saw Was dressed in mechlin, --so; He wore no sandal on his foot,...

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Hercules, Hercules!

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Massive

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I agree Clive Owens, though I wouldn't be to opposed to Jude Law either. But Ewan McGregor? Naw. Not for Bond.

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"Do you, understand, the words, that are comin out of my mouth?"

"I killed him. He's decomposing in my locker."

"Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."

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Stun gun.

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American Wedding (sequel to American Pie II) DEAR GODS WHY?!??!?!? Just for the hell of it basically. I liked the first one, the second was ...take or leave. I'm a huge film fan/critic though, so I like seeing all of the films that come out. Well, most anyways. My sis a film chic out in LA and I kn...

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The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revolutions T3: Rise of the Machines (which better not suck or I'll be peeved) Daredevil Kill Bill The Hulk X-Men 2 American Wedding (sequel to American Pie II) Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Resident Evil 2: Nemesis and the remake of 'Freaky Friday' cause my si...

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Cartman

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Rear Window

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Ugh. My ass is still asleep.

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OMG. :lol That is some funny shit.... Site Quote: "order confirmation We will confirm your order by telephone, fax, email, snail mail, tightbeam television, carrier pigeon, heliogram, a certain pattern of stones at a designated place, hamster-oriented crop circle, tea leaf datagram, or level 3...

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"I'm a turkey. Eat me."

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Being a gas station attendant on the night of a robbery.

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"A Bug's Life"

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Okay, maybe I've been brain-washed with all of this feminist propaganda, but I think /not/ shaving or trimming or whatever- is just icky. Whether that be in reference to your armpits, your legs, or whatever bodily area you're speaking of. First of all, extra hair = extra sweat, and extra sweat = sti...

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"Ever so often, there's a hole in the ground." - My father in the middle of his sleep.

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"Just because the fuckers got a library card, doesn't make him Yoda." Pitt in the movie Seven "We are all blind men in a cave, searching for a candle that was lit 3000 years ago." Byrne in Stigmata "To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be a c...

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