Bulldrek v3.0

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Don't you know that its rude to point?

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Ancient History wrote:<sniff> I love you too man!

I'm still not giving you a hug.

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That's one sweet ride! What is it, a Thunderbolt?

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When do you want it?

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Didn't you know she could write in fun?

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Your home does do itself. Being good homework it even lets you videotape it, and to your utmost pleasure it happens to be very kinky. Unfortunately home work being assexual and all, it reproduces after having "done itself" and breeds more homework. Very shortly you are swamped with more ho...

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They do work. They also need play as well however, the result being that since you have such poor working conditions with no days off for them they decide to revolt, starting a revolution amongst all machines. A revolution of course that you are spared to witness as an old Pac-Man machine in its las...

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Why would something so disturbing be funny?

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Why would we care about any damn yankees?

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Where would you like whipped cream?

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Is your old belt not good enough for whipping?

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In all likelyhood suicide probably wasn't the intention. Given the multiple shots and her obviously poor aim I'd say the gun jammed and without thinking decided to take a closer look down the barrel to see if anything was there...

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Go 865 yourself.

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Oh Yeah!?

Well 861!

Take that!

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Just out of curiosity was wondering if anyone else here has a deviant art page. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about check out here.

My own stuff is here if anyone is interested.

Always looking to check other peoples stuff out.

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Hand, hand, finger, thumb

Dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum.

Hand pick an apple, hand pick a plum

Dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum...

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Why would I do that?

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Can someone please read to me what it says above?

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Once upon a time I used to work 12-16 hours a day and made a ton of cash - somewhere in there I lost sight of what I was doing became borderline suicidal/homicidal. Typical mid-life crisis. So I did what any peron in his mid twenties would do, I quit my job, bought a motorcycle and was then signific...

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Why are you picking them off?

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"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

-The Joker, Batman

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Why must you always be difficult with the cookies?

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"This town needs an enema!"

-The Joker, Batman

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Do you have oatmeal chocolate chip?

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Truly disturbing.

The agony was gorgeous!

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May I have a cookie?

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"Excellent."

-Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

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Isn't it too late for that?

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Seven hundred and eighty one.

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Would you like to touch my monkey?

TOUCH HIM! PET HIM! FEEL HIM!

ENOUGH!!

Now I am as happy as a little girl.

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You mean you didn't go put razorblades on Kitt's schoolground?

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"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

-Han Solo, Star Wars

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For the 550 you can't really go wrong if the thing runs... That's utter madness. There's an awful lot more to a car than just running. Even assuming you mean, "runs and drives," i.e. there's nothing horribly wrong with the brakes or steering or structure, you can buy a car that works perf...

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Just broke 2500 hours of flight time the other day. I've been the C hief F riggin' I diot for the last two years of the flight school I've been working for the last five. Working on making those house payments right now, and this summer I'm hoping that a contract I have to do some work in Florida an...

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For the 550 you can't really go wrong if the thing runs provided you can live with driving a gas-guzzling boat which is the prime reason for its low price. I suspect its not in bad shape - it has relatively low milage for its year, and cadillac puts out a solid product. In the end though I'd have to...

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Why? Are you hydrophobic?

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"Sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... Call the president."

-Jack Burton, Big Trouble In Little China

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"There are things known, and things unknown, and in between are the Doors."

-Jim Morrison

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Well just to really get the part of my point home which most seem to miss, Sesame Street tried the same tactic when I was a child in the guise of CM's little sister Veggie monster which SS dropped from the line up like a hot potato. What? You guys don't remember? 'nuff said.

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The point being 32 is that Cookie is already a learning tool if you will - and more importantly he entertains while he does so so it becomes more effective. Sharing is but an example. All the SS skits generally have some learning value, whether it be learning how to count with Cookie Monster while h...

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Where do I sign up?

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Well as far as I know my father stole cookies and wouldn't eat his broccoli, and so did his father - a long time before any cookie crazed monsters came upon the scene. The whole point of cookie monster - and most of the other more beloved sesame street creations was that they were absurd, hence they...

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Where did you get that idea?

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"He who has a why to live can bear with almost any how."

-Nietzche

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Did you get Noob info pack v1.04? Or did you get the updated version 1.04B?

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"Make My day"

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