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by Grifter
Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:44 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Famous nerds and why you should love them
Replies: 6
Views: 118

Christopher Lee loves metal and David Hewlett is a Whovian? You just made my day, Jeff.
by Grifter
Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:27 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Look
Replies: 9
Views: 246

I bloody well hope not.
by Grifter
Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:51 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Creation
Replies: 23
Views: 345

A joint. And there should have been a smiley at the end of that sentence. I think I'm dealing with my midlife-crisis all wrong. Should have gone for the motorcycle after all.
by Grifter
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:34 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Creation
Replies: 23
Views: 345

What's that, Deev? Jeff should have a spliff and a smile and shut the fuck up? Yeah, I would tend to agree.
by Grifter
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:31 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Inter-forum rivalry
Replies: 8
Views: 413

"I'll Ro Cham Beau ya for it. Me first. "
by Grifter
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Libya
Replies: 28
Views: 373

What?! You're trying to tell me that thirty odd plus years of playing video-games hasn't prepared me for actual combat?! What a waste!
by Grifter
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:25 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Look
Replies: 9
Views: 246

As usual I have no clue what you're on about.
by Grifter
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:22 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Inter-forum rivalry
Replies: 8
Views: 413

*Grifter just smiles and points to the Made in Taiwan-sticker on the left foot of the T-Rex. He then bites into the muffin to the accompanying sounds of crashing metal.*
by Grifter
Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:43 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Unfortune Cookies
Replies: 19
Views: 569

That wasn't tapioca.

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fuck, man! Visit a dentist sometimes!

Lesbian, sorry. But you can still be friends.
by Grifter
Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:38 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Inter-forum rivalry
Replies: 8
Views: 413

*Grifter saunters in, oblivious to anything that's going on as usual* "Ooohh, mufffin! Mine!"
by Grifter
Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:35 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Addictions
Replies: 8
Views: 249

What are you addicted to? Nicotine. For about 24 years now. How do you deal with your addictions? I give into it. I need a smoke at least every hour or I'll start feeling edgy and out of sorts. Does it cause trouble? Does it cause social problems? Smoking is prohibited at work, so I have to sneak i...
by Grifter
Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:36 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Word Association
Replies: 19555
Views: 132206

Chuck Norris
by Grifter
Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:38 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: What's your 'Shut up, sit down, get it done' trick?
Replies: 14
Views: 397

Well, my mental health is already rather questionable and I've learned to do with about five hours of sleep a night. Seriously though, it probably would be a lot better if I learned to plan things a bit better.
by Grifter
Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:30 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: What's your 'Shut up, sit down, get it done' trick?
Replies: 14
Views: 397

A deadline is my best measure to get something done. I have an uncanny knack for waiting until the very last minute before working on something,and then finishing it just in time. No deadline = endless procrastination for me. I'm exactly the same. "Put it off, put it off, oh damn, it's gotta b...
by Grifter
Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:22 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Ambition
Replies: 19
Views: 471

I'm the absolute antithesis to ambition, when it comes to a career. Never had a clue what I wanted to do and wouldn't be surprised if I never do.
The only real goals I have in life are being as good as a dad to my son as I can be and live my life without hurting too many people.
by Grifter
Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:31 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

Gunny wrote:Though lately it's more of fear for falling asleep in my food/drink while reading the posts here.
Damn, I thought I only did that to women during sex. :(
by Grifter
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:47 pm
Forum: Artistic License
Topic: Space Hulk WiP
Replies: 1
Views: 182

Any chance you can do some close-ups of the finished models, so we can have a look at the details? Because that looks like some damn impressive work there.
by Grifter
Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: Artistic License
Topic: Lookie at my toys!
Replies: 13
Views: 564

But their buisness practices are complete and utter shite, and I refuse to give them anymore of my money. I had a 2000pt Warhammer army that became invalidfated in the new edition. No shit. They tend to bring out new rulesets for their games every two years, which totally fuck up the old ones. That...
by Grifter
Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: Artistic License
Topic: Lookie at my toys!
Replies: 13
Views: 564

......mainly GW/Citadel paints, though I'm shifting to P^3(Privateer Press Paints) because I hate GW. Don't have too many problems with Citadel, though I have to agree with you when it comes to their metallic range. I also use a black undercoat, primarly because I find it easier to deal with(if you...
by Grifter
Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:00 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

Gunny wrote:It was also noted that his semen was yellowish, thick and had a bad odor.
Remind me not to check BD mornings before I go to work, while I'm eating my cereal...with milk. Thanks Gunny. :/
Deev wrote:It was last month's issue of Gay Whore Magazine!
I am not gay!......whore I can live with.
by Grifter
Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:53 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: How to get rid of the smell of cat urine
Replies: 11
Views: 322

Or you can do what Deev did....leave the top down and let it rain in. Replace the smell of cat-urine with that of dead dog.
by Grifter
Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:50 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Best Before...Whatever!
Replies: 18
Views: 458

Eva wrote:And weirdly you've now come down with a fungal AND a bacterial infection.
:lol

Ever since I came down with a case of food-poisoning where I tried to throw up my shoe-soles and after taking a swig of milk that was bordering on the side of yogurt I usually pay attention to the sell-by-date.
by Grifter
Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: What the World Eats - A Photo Essay
Replies: 29
Views: 874

Actually, I was kidding. I try to cook for myself as much as possible. I love my wok. :)
by Grifter
Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm
Forum: Artistic License
Topic: Lookie at my toys!
Replies: 13
Views: 564

Those are pretty good, mate. Seem to have a nice appropriate "grungy" feel to them. Do you use enamels or acrylics? And do they have a black or white undercoat?

I really should pick up painting again.
by Grifter
Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:36 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: What the World Eats - A Photo Essay
Replies: 29
Views: 874

What, you don't like pig's knuckles?

Guess they couldn't add the Dutch, 'cause there'd just be a phone and some take-away fliers.
by Grifter
Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

*Grifter thanks the Lord blondes don't do it for him* Ew, ew, ew, ew!
by Grifter
Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:55 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

Probably a thing of the past with Viagra nowadays.

But with that long hair of yours, you could be a fluffer for both gay and straight porn. :lol
by Grifter
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:49 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

You think that's bad? Bastard didn't even get me a job.
by Grifter
Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:00 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

Hey, I was young and I needed the money. Don't judge me!
by Grifter
Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:51 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

The percentage is a lot lower, smartass. Always play the percentages. ;)
by Grifter
Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

"Less fake boobs and bleach-blondes than American porn" is not exactly a high bar to clear.
True enough.....but I find the amount of bleach and silicone still considerably less than in american porn. Guess I just have a thing for Eastern European women though. :D
by Grifter
Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

You want me to help you find porn on the internet? Is that wat you're asking? Really?
by Grifter
Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:01 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Which Ugly Stereotype Do You Harbour?
Replies: 40
Views: 990

Must admit, I am quite prejudiced towards youg maroccan males. Though I'm sure that they are not all the same, my experiences with them have been universally negative and that has coloured my preconceptions more than a bit.
by Grifter
Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:57 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Great pR0n thread!
Replies: 47
Views: 1019

I quite enjoy watching porn from time to time. Though I'm more drawn to European porn (Private, Marc Dorcel) than the american stuff, even though for my taste they could cut back a bit on the anal and DP. This is mainly because the women fit more in my ideal of what makes a woman beautiful (not so m...
by Grifter
Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:57 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Which Ugly Stereotype Do You Harbour?
Replies: 40
Views: 990

Yes, it does. Now clean up your room!

Couldn't resist.
by Grifter
Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:24 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: M.K.N.B.O. expands to CoH
Replies: 7
Views: 340

New costume options in City of Heroes include a kitten and a panda that female heroes can carry on their shoulders. This concludes the boring part of the explanation.
by Grifter
Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:15 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Kitten Carnage
Replies: 14
Views: 518

Ermm, would it be a good time to mention that our 2 year old got a score over 1800? Of course the only reason he's still allowed on the computer is because I scored 2300 myself. :D
by Grifter
Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:09 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: It's that time again: Music!
Replies: 43
Views: 918

Midnight Syndicate, Brian Eno's On Land, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Benny Goodman, Cab Calloway. All for the CoC-game I plan to run tonight.
by Grifter
Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:38 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Finally finished the new box!
Replies: 16
Views: 625

This site has a few useful heat-management suggestions.
by Grifter
Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: T.V. shows of the past.
Replies: 67
Views: 1368

Deev wrote:There really aren't a lot of people out there that are much cooler than you are.
Heh, for some reason that really made my day. :) ......and of course I appreciate the fact that you used the word cool instead of sad. ;)
by Grifter
Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:18 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: T.V. shows of the past.
Replies: 67
Views: 1368

~/When your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit, and your photon-accelerator is broken a bit.../~ ~/If you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit, get that funky fresh rabbit that can take care of it!/~ ~/Bucky, Cap'n Bucky O'Hare! He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare.../~ Oh man,...
by Grifter
Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:17 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: T.V. shows of the past.
Replies: 67
Views: 1368

I wouldn't mind watching the old Incredible Hulk-series again. " Don't make me angry, mr McGee. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. " Just waiting for Bill Bixby's eyes to go all funny and knowing Hulk is gonna open a can of whoop-ass on the bad guys would make it worth it. That and the e...
by Grifter
Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:58 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: For all the Man of Steel fans
Replies: 2
Views: 163

Yep, and the fact that Brian Singer is directing it, plus having a relative unknown in the title role (as they did with the original Superman-movie), gives me high hopes for this one.
by Grifter
Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: For all the Man of Steel fans
Replies: 2
Views: 163

For all the Man of Steel fans

Found this really nice tribute to all the Superman screen appearances. It's quite well made and of course it's a great song as well.

Enjoy and happy new year. :)
by Grifter
Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:12 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Dutch Go Crazy
Replies: 22
Views: 580

I think the problem is that you named De Telegraaf as one of your sources, 32. Name any others apart from that piece of recycled toiletpaper and I'll respond to it. In the meantime let me assure you that things are not as bad over here as you make them out to be.
by Grifter
Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:41 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Superman has passed away
Replies: 22
Views: 482

Very sad news indeed. When I think of Superman, his portrayal of Clark Kent/The Man of Steel immediately springs to mind and I doubt anyone could ever top his achievement of bringing the paramount superhero to life. Furthermore, his love for life and his willpower will be an inspiration to many. The...
by Grifter
Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:41 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: I need a new drug
Replies: 26
Views: 480

Please give Brian Lumley's Necroscope series a try before you start that Wheel of Time drivel. Good suggestion....and with the five original Necroscope books, the two Lost Years, the three Vampire World-novels, and the three E-Branch volumes it should keep you going for quite some time. However, ju...
by Grifter
Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:55 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Happy Birthday Cazmonster!
Replies: 33
Views: 571

Happy birthday, monsieur Caz. :)
by Grifter
Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:35 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: If you didn't think you were old before......
Replies: 52
Views: 1125

I felt old when these teenagers came up to me and asked me for a light. Not a problem, but they called me sir. Little bastards.....of course I couldn't punch 'em in the face, because they were actually being polite.
by Grifter
Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:32 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Bulldrek's Most/Least Likely to...
Replies: 27
Views: 681

Sock_Monkey wrote:You didn't have to choose! Cigarettes have formaldehyde in them! Best of both worlds!
In the paper, filter, or the tobacco itself? Because I smoke roll-ups.

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