Bulldrek v3.0

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It was also noted that his semen was yellowish, thick and had a bad odor. Remind me not to check BD mornings before I go to work, while I'm eating my cereal...with milk. Thanks Gunny. :/ Are you kidding? This is the last place I'd be while eating or drinking anything. Not for gross factor, but fear...

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Reminds me of an article I read about elephantiasis in today's society. A guy had elephantiasis of the testicles and his ejaculations were very lengthy and a bit painful. In a single session, he could ejaculate 1/4 to 1/2 cup of semen (he told the doctors he could do more than that). It was also not...

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So, the amount of spooge is a measurement of your worth. It's all so clear to me now!

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Sam wrote:This is not representative. I feel the need to point out that not all Brits eat catfood as part of their regular diet. Just in case there was any confusion on the UK table spread.

lol

I didn't even notice the pet food in that one.

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Okay, so I decided to check out youporn.com (never knew it existed until this thread) and I couldn't stop laughing. Then I turned the sound on and had to turn it back off because I was laughing so hard and choking from not being able to breathe. I know it's amateur porn, but DAMN! Why do the girls h...

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Only blacks or mexicans put HUGE rims on their car. Every white kid in a Honda/Nissan/fill in the blank with other Asian car in southeastern PA would like to prove you wrong. I'll see your white boy wit bigass rims on his Asian car and raise you an Asian car with glass packs driven only by whiggers...

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Pit bulls are owned only by black people. Black people can't swim. When I spot a Mexican family with a large group of children, I'm sure at least 1 or 2 of those youngest belongs to one of the teen girls. Pregnant woman with 5 other kids in tow is on welfare and has an entitlement attitude. Only bla...

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This is awesome, thanks for sharing.

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Wait, there's porn that doesn't follow the American standard?? Not just in acting, but appearance of the women?!

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It bores me to tears, honestly. The only pr0n that catches my attention is when they're dressed as comic characters and then I'm laughing so hard I just might piss myself. I am curious about the technical/business side though. No doubt I could be one of those people that works on the set of a pr0n s...

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I don't like this thread. I'm not against euthanasia. I'm an advocate of it. But I don't like conversations about death. I know it's a fact of life, blah blah blah, but it hurts to think about. Nothing gets me to tears faster than conversations between friends and loved ones about what they want whe...

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DV8 wrote:
Gunny wrote:good lord
What!? No good?

It's always good as long as you're doing the talking.

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good lord

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That fart noise has always gotten to me. Even though we know it's not a fart, it still makes me self-conscious. I don't even think he notices... hrn. I should take note of that and try it myself.

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My job is a boring one and I spend a lot of it thinking since I can't use the computer. Okay, that's a lie. I've been reading a book about historical battles and what would have happened if the fights went differently. But that's another matter. When I'm not about to fall asleep from reading about t...

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stuck his hands

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We are Marshall

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Ghost Dad

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Iantha wrote:Fucktard is a favorite and I've started using one of SumDumbQuim's (from Animalball) - fuckchop.

I tried using it today and ended up cracking myself up before it came out.

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I'm rather fond of fuckence. Asshat is there too and I think I use that more, but fuckence sounds better.

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Woot! I've got me some DVDs and an address to send anthrax too! Awesome super fun happy time! This makes my day, and more than makes up for the complete lack of interest in my gigs during the festival this run around. I have to go do a gig tonight, and I'm actually NOT looking forward to it. That's...

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for Glory Holes.

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Tora! Tora! Tora!

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2!

No... wait...!

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Good Morning Vietnam

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Is the OCBP still working?

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Salvation122 wrote:Not happening. There simply aren't mobile variants of video boards capable of pushing that many pixels; they just run too hot.

This is the part where I cry my eyes out.

Okay, compromise... how about just play World of Warcraft REALLY well?

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My first suggestion is, don't buy a laptop. My second suggestion is, if you're going to buy a laptop, get a tablet PC. My third suggestion is, if you get a tablet PC, spend some more time talking with us about what you need/want out of one. A tablet PC, eh? I am intrigued. Please sir, may I have so...

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Uhm, upgrading laptops is pretty much impossible aside from adding ram or extra hard-drive space. I'd reccommend the PC simply because it's got a lot more games availible and it's a fuckton cheaper, but your criteria doesn't really narrow anything down. Sorry for being so vague. Honestly, I'm just ...

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And how much did this cost so far?

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I need a confuzer. Daki now posesses my confuzer and I am living off of his work laptop for my interwebbing needs. So, I want my own laptop. All I'm using it for is gaming (MMORPGs, RPs like BioShock, etc) and surfing the 'net. I've read the pros and cons for using either machine and really I think ...

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*prances through*

Skarka is a fucktard!

*prances out of the thread*

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I have a new rig that uses the new SATA drives and I have an older HD from my previous case that I couldn't fit into the new case. So, I got an external shell, plugged in the old drive and accessed it via USB. That worked fine until the third time I plugged in the USB to access the drive (I was abou...

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A Boy's Day kimono from the 1930s.

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*loads quiz*

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The door to the house was OPEN.

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I'm still looking for a gel I like that doesn't powder white. Degree does and Secret does. There was one that starts with an M and I can't remember what it was called. That was nice shit. Was it Michum? Because my mom SWORE by that stuff and then they stopped carrying it where she lives. She was pi...

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*was too busy watching Thundercats to notice Robotech*

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The sound of Instant Cash pissing on a friend's lawn a mere 3 feet away with only Daki to block the view (that would have no doubt traumatized me for life), will be stuck in the background of my mind for the rest of my life.

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I wasn't too pleased with the deaths myself or of the Jack clones after escaping Jone's locker. I was also slapping my forehead at the 'Attack of the 40ft woman' scene. I was expecting so much more when Calypso was freed. AnHi, there's a reason why there was so little of Keith. Mainly they couldn't ...

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Absolutely, if just walking up to the border is all you have to do, people won't be nearly so likely to get themselves into debt slavery to do it. It might be a little late in the conversation to say this, but... when I drove from Austin to Mexico (parked my car in a lot about 2-3 miles from the bo...

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I'm still looking for a gel I like that doesn't powder white. Degree does and Secret does. There was one that starts with an M and I can't remember what it was called. That was nice shit.

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Illinois also issues fines for piggybacking.

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We should start thinking up a guild name.

I suck at RTS, but that won't keep me from creating endless hoards of zerg!!! For the Overmind!

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Daki wrote:And I need to get the computer upgraded for this game.

Working on it.

*currently researching for parts and options*

Is anyone else going to be trolling the starcraft website to catch when/if they start a beta test sign-up?

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*brings out the piñata stick*

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One thing I should have said, my job and my life don't mix. My job is just that, a job. It earns me money to pay my bills and whatever else I want to do with it. My job doesn't define me. It's not who I am. My life has plenty of meaning and my job doesn't equate into that. I look at the lives my mot...

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Wow. That human growth hormone has really messed him up. His whole head looks like it's bloating from water retention.

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I have a job that provides absolutely nill for mental stimulation. If the social dynamics were different, it would make the lack of actual work a lot more bearable. As it is, this has got to be one of the most socially isolated jobs I've ever had next to TEKsystems. The difference being, at TEK, I w...

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