Bulldrek v3.0

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Whoa, dude. Did you get head?

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Fuck that noise. Post the script.

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I was born by then.

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Obviously, his staff would just have grabbed some scuba gear and toughed it out.

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Lately, I've been fond of the White Stripes' cover of Dolly Parton's Jolene.

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Okay, creepy man. I'll bite.
Why are you wearing a dead guy's clothes.

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Reika wrote:Probably because some of the female passangers experienced not very professional searches and didn't appreciate being groped by strangers?

But why not?

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Kwyndig wrote:A bunch of minor or moderately famous people died this year, as well as a handful of 'major' old celebrities. That work?

Yeah, thanks.

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tl;dr
Cliff's, please.

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Right. Back 4000 years or so, the Sith and Jedi were equally matched.
The Sith were destroyed, and after a few uprisings, the system of one Sith Master and one Sith Apprentice was established.

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Breaking and entering. Sort of got caught, but nothing resulted from it. The basement at the school I went to was set up like a bomb shelter. Most of the rooms were used for storage, or band practice rooms. This one room, though, was cut off from the rest of them. Also, it has an exit of a sorts, as...

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Uncle Joseph missed the point that the couple makes pornographic videos, available through their website, for paying members.

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To educate Uncle Joseph, the point to all this is that the couple's website, linked previously, requires membership. So if you cough up, you get to see more sex. And the money, obviously, goes to saving the rainforest. After a publicity stunt like this, it goes without saying that the number of payi...

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John Edward looks like a grown-up Deev.

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Watch it. He's got a pointy stick, and he's been practicing with it for the last 15 years.

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The vast majority of American tourists, however, will likely set foot on the old continent just as they always have—loud, largely ignorant of local politics, infused with an almost childlike naivete born of the fluke of geography that has shielded them from the historical carnage and lessons of war...

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Am I the only one who thinks this proposal is poorly throught through? I think not.
I refuse to post more in this thread until someone posts some boobies!

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I'm pretty tired of stupid people being stupid, and no one calling them on it, while I'm an asshole for saying true things in a manner people don't like to hear. Your behaviour throughout this thread has been stupid, including your half-arsed attempt to clean up after your poorly thought-through in...

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Thanks Daki. For everything.

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These are the forces we've cooperated to form an ISTAR battalion with? Close air support request submitted on the wrong form? Strong armed by a bunch of rag-tag Serbs into halting air strikes, under threat of artillery strikes? Fuck that noise. When someone gives you shit like that, you don't step d...

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How old, dude?

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Rah! Rah!
Unf!

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They're all years behind the Norwegian navy. Suckers. http://www.knmskjold.org/english/engfacts.htm Some of you non-believers wondered why it'd be necessary. Trust me, along our coastline, your battleships wouldn't have a chance against one of these boats. With a compliment of 8 anti-ship missiles, ...

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I have no qualms!

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Whoa. Shit.

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Go you!

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Looks like Seattle.

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I recommend it.
I've tried shaving it all, and it's pretty uncomfy. But I find that a partial shaving doesn't chafe.

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Me, I shave the shaft and balls. And my inner thighs. It's much neater, and I really like it that way. It's not really long, so I don't trim the rest. The hair on my head I keep at about half an inch, as it's quite practical. Other than that, I'm pretty hairless. As for Gunny's question, I prefer it...

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http://www.fredoneverything.net/Tennis.shtml

I found this column to be very insightful.

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Court Martial. Prison sentence. Dishonoury discharge.

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That's beautiful.

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Let's see...
Pepperonies, beef, bacon and onions.
It's good.

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Thank you, thank you!

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Liniah wrote:Dude, the men in most of the [American/western] porn I've seen are UGLY. They don't make too much porn with chicks in mind, so they don't really care what the dudes look like.

Try Constance, by Knud Vesterskov.
It's even Danish!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0182928/

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I'm not sure that's entirely humerous. None of the movie is spoken in any modern langues, and to date, there are no reported plans to have subtitles. So if you really want to enjoy the thing, you may want to get a few quick lessons in Latin, Hebrew, and Arameic. Hebrew had been a dead language for ...

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Oh, yeah. It said Canadian, not Californian.
An easy mistake to make.

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I was actually thinking how ironic that statement is, considering that Cash lives in California.

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Hope you had a double-happy birthday!

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5.6", measured from the top.

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Oh my. Wow.

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Considering how badly the US has ignored it's own constitution, I suppose some foreign influence would be good. Even if that's me. I'm in.

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<i>Mjelvis puts on a spiked glove and spanks Maelwys</i>

Happy birthday, girls!

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CYBER MONKEY SUPER GOOD![align=center][/align]

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Gambit
Mickey Mouse

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Fraud!

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There's a few people here who could give you an educated opinion on that.

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[pelvic thrust]

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