Bulldrek v3.0

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*Kitt comes dashing up into the sandbox with a giant butterfly net in one hand and a small black rectangle cutout in the other.*
"Excuse me, ma'am. Did you happen to see a naked fella run through here? Possibly on fire?"

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boogers

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rice graveyard

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OMFG thanks!

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I'm looking for a picture of the Wutchuck. It's come up in conversation, and it's really hard to describe. Anyone know where it might be hiding?

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Well, fuck. If this is true, I should be the most thoughtful and intelligent person I know. I mean, with how often I get crankypants and try to stab--er...I mean...

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I was told two years ago that I had to watch "Get Shorty" and I have yet to get around to it. I claim? Also PvP Dork Ages please.

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The theory that flouride in the water is bad isn't new. It's mentioned in Dr. Strangelove...granted, because it's a supposed communist plot to kill us all, but the point is there. I do recall hearing that flouride is actually bad for babies/very young children and can cause some sort of damage, but ...

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neighbors

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Recently, Best Buy blew up my laptop. I didn't have most of my stuff backed up, so it's taken me quite some time to get everything back in order. This is my last semester of college, and I've been given boatloads of extras to do, including writing/casting/directing/designing/costuming a show for Ear...

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Ok, so long story short, there's a facebook status meme thing involving Robert Pattinson jumping off of a building. That got me to thinking. Deathly olympic sports where the competetors are all people that the vast majority of people with brains think should die. For example, "Pavement Diving&q...

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Chubby cheese

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Hating on my laptop, using the brother's, school, holidays, and all that crap. And now it's exams week.

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green

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I just realized that in about a year and a half, with haircuts at least every 2 months, my hair has grown almost 5 inches.

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Beer: Killians, Guinness, and Michelob Ultra. Wine: I'm more a fan of blush/rose wines, but as long as it's between semi-sweet and sweet, I like it. Not a huge fan of dry or dessert. I'm on a riesling kick at present. Spirits: Vodka makes me physically ill and I just don't like the taste of rum, but...

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Harley

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tonka truck

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I'm not dead and I'm in a successful relationship. That's pretty much all I've got, but I recognize that it's something. Which is also positive for me.

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What are you addicted to? Caffeine and my medication - mood stabilizers and antidepressants. How do you deal with your addictions? I feed them. The meds are not by choice; the caffeine is. Does it cause trouble? Does it cause social problems? No. The only negative thing about it is the one in my he...

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EATAPETA

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pogo stick

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Battlestar

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Dirty fucking wetbacks - whether they're Mexican or not, they're all dirty fucking wetbacks. They live 20+ to a house built for 4, they refuse to learn more English than is absolutely necessary ("job"; numbers;"immigration"), they don't pay taxes, they send their little demon chi...

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Sam wrote:...so does marg ever really 'go off'?

About a year after the expiration date, it goes fuzzy. Don't ask why I know this.

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My rule is that if it isn't moldy, I'll eat it, regardless of date. The only thing that doesn't follow that rule is milk. Milk gets tossed or finished off by the date on the bottle.

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Wow, that's really impressive. What are their actual sizes? The only thing that kind of threw me off was Bradigan. He seems a little...purple? Could just be me. I'm going to have to say that Mini-Prime is my favorite. The blending of the orange/yellow areas is seriously intense. As far as Doc goes, ...

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Kitt, carrying a large kevlar parasol, steps on deck from one of the lower levels. "Yo, Cap!" she calls, clearly talking to Flameblade. "Are we still instituting the 'shoot-anyone-who-knows-your-name-and-isn't-already-on-board' rule?" She smirks a little and glances over at the p...

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Totally forgot the time I dropped a sabre on my toe. I had been spinning said sabre, and gave it a toss. I didn't catch it...with my hands, anyway. I caught in on my left big toe's cuticle. At the time, it bled a bit, but I didn't worry about it. A few weeks later, there's a huge black bruise under ...

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While going to PT for my hips, one of the guys noticed the giant freckle that's been on my left thigh since I was a baby. He decided to inform me that it looked almost exactly like the malignant mealnoma that he had removed from his face a few years previous. I freaked, I went to the dermatologist, ...

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I like Bulldrek because we can have discussions like, "Who's being a bitch and how?" and if anyone gets offended, we just tell them to suck it up and deal. It's kind of like listening to two people fight, getting frustrated, yelling at them both to shut the fuck up, and then having everyon...

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It's not about the age thing so much as the recognition. I don't drink in excess, but I do like me a bottle of wine or some spirits now and again. And since I have to buy all of my wine (including cooking wine) at the liquor store, they know me by name. When with my mother, this is particularly unpl...

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Kitt watches in some strange combination of horror and amusement as the remnants of the sandbox begins to copulate. "Yikes. I guess I twelve the sandbox. Oh, and Jeff? This is for starting that stunning image." Kitt turns the nair gun on Jeff, spraying him in the eyes. "Those chemical...

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dress

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If you card an attractive woman in her early thirties, recently divorced and mildly intoxicated, you have roughly a 30% chance of getting a phone number. (If you call the number, she will sound very embarrassed and pretend not to remember you, but, hey, at least you've got her number.) If you do no...

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After very slowly recongealing into her normal form, Kitt makes a quick stop at the beauty store, then again at the toy store. When she returns to the thread, she fills her newly purchased super soaker with industrial strength Nair, also newly purchased. She pumps the toy weapon until it's about rea...

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fossil

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ambiguously gay

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*drops three nuclear bombs on Nexus*
I three the sandbox.

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Cool Spot

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anaesthesia

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torn ACL

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That's infuckingsane. Guy has a frickin' death wish.

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blue butt

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transmogrifier

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How do pet food companies know that their food is "better tasting"? How can something be both new and improved? Doesn't it have to be in existance to be improved, this making it not new? How many different pictures must be drawn for a one minute clip of traditionally animated video? Think ...

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This one never worked for me, but it's worth a shot. Soak bruised area in hot water for 5-10 minutes. Starting in the center of the bruise and working toward the edges, run the back of a comb across said bruise. (We're talking rat-tailed comb or something similar.) Supposedly, this breaks up the poo...

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Then you're probably destined to have ferrets. I have always wanted ferrets, but now that I have rats, the concept of not having them is completely foreign. Though, I have no qualms with owning both. Will they get their own room? Probably not. But they will have a special setup so they can roam a l...

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My pets are my family. They're my children, and I'd do anything for them. This is illustrated by my extreme devotion to my first "solo" pet - a betta named Alexei. After his death, I was seriously distraught for three solid days. He and my other favorite fish, a cory named Spot, are perman...

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