Bulldrek v3.0

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Would that be considered a "not totally alienating the 3 gay republicans" move?

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I know there are a few Paranoia fans about the place, so I was just curious if anyone had picked up a copy for themselves at GenCon or elsewhere. If so, my name appears under playtesters. Hey, since when did you guys all get Green clearance? Oh wait, that's jealousy. Just thought I'd swing by and be...

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I have neither played nor seen it, but I can tell you this much: Doom 3 is a demo for Id's new graphics engine. That simple.

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Daki wrote:Is Wanted in TPB form yet?

And with The Nail, be sure to give Steve Niles credit since he co-wrote it with Rob Zombie.

Not yet. They're on issue 4 of 6(?) -- ATM I think they're re-releasing the first (small) run. TPB is almost guarranteed because it's massively awesome.

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Good stuff in comics recently: Marc Millar's Wanted The Hush storyline in Batman, which is now coming out in graphic novel form. I'm also liking Rob Zombie's The Nail . Marvel, of course, is generally sucking balls right now, but Daredevil - The Man Without Fear is still going strong, NYX is interes...

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Nash wrote:FASHIONISTAS!

Sweet merciful crap, you weren't kidding. WOW.

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Watched this film last night; it's real bad, j0. Too bad, because I kinda like Ron Perlman and the story's concept. Heresy. More comic movies should be like Hellboy: character-driven, not action-driven. It's the one big mistake Hollywood makes in comic-to-film adaptations. (good) Comics are charact...

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Ancient History wrote:I should start saying soda-pop just to fuck with their figures a bit.

No.

No.

NEIN!

NON!

Do. Not. Call. It. "Soda-Pop". It makes me
IRRATIONALLY
A N G R Y

:plode

Thank you. Buh-bye.

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They're not even identical twins...

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So what do you think the first porno will be called? Barely There?

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Eva wrote:Yeahyeahyeah, whatever. The real question is: how much screentime does the shirtless Toby Maguire get?

Tobey (Work Safe)

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Szechuan wrote:Jack Layton. Come to think of it, the election is today!

That's right! Canucks, vote! Vote early, and vote often!

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Nexusvoid wrote:Ask and ye shall receive. From the unrated version of Euro Trip.

I call photoshop.

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TLM wrote:And they say one man can't change the world.

Not for the better, no.

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Evil. :evil

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Which is why I made the comment. The anorexic one is Mary-Kate--I know tis because I happened to catch an episode of an entertainment show.

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Wow. Two starving anorexics are now of legal age. Whoop-dee.

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So I dipped into the market for these puppies after my early-generation Shockwave CD player started skipping like an epeleptic spaniel. My first go at it was with a Wave X USB-drive/mp3 player, with a slim 256 MB of storage. It was a great little toy, which I kept for a few days before taking it bac...

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Marius wrote:That's because violence never hurt anybody, but sex hurts every time.

Or am I just doing it wrong?

Wrong or not, you rock.

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Spinach and feta, for example. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Use an internet condom.

IE: Tools -> Internet Options
Security Tab
Set slider to High

Oh, and a Firewall and Antivirus software.

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A much belated WOOT and Congrats, Thorn and Caz!

[real life has pulled my attention away]

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Salvation122 wrote:On the other hand, covering your radiator in steel doesn't strike me as particularly brilliant.

Keeps it from getting shot all to hell, I supposed.

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Gaza Strip, USA?

Seriously, though (having now skimmed the article), that's fucked up.

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I think that counts as a point for the Elf, there.

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Makes you pine for Tyler Durden and the space monkeys, don't it?

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Was it an especially intense feeling, or would you say it was "normal, but with the whoah!" ? To me it was pretty normal with whoah, which actually makes me doubt whether what we thought happened, happened. Then again, there's a lot of, err, "activity" going on internally and ex...

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So, what's gas like where you folks are? It's expected to pass $1.00/litre here this summer (that's ~$ 3.80/gallon in Cad, $ 2.76 in USD)

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mrmooky wrote:Belgium, the Netherlands, Canada, and now the U.S.

Technically, I think it's only British Columbia and Ontario that allow it. The redneck middle provinces, especially Alberta, are fighting tooth and nail.

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At least the Romans were merciful--the lions just killed the christians. The kind of mass sadism required to have this show be successful disturbs the hell out of me.

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Ancient History wrote:Shit, I'd know people that would never come up for air. They'd invent a special pussy-snorkel-cum-clit-tickler and beg the women for a chance to use it.

They already have. It's called a tracheotomy, baby.

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Cazmonster wrote:
Marius wrote:And that would have been much better.
Okay, I'm confused here. What are you trying to say Marius?

I'm reading sarcasm.

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Silent Sniper wrote:Halo 2. Need I say more?

I'm going to be a dick and post this directly for the next day or so.

Apt Penny-Arcade Toon

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Saying one chemical weapon is evidence of a large chemical weapon surplus and/or manufacturing system is like saying because a small group of people abused prisoners of war that all soldiers in that army abuse prisoners of war. Well done old boy! (Seriously) That's... that's fucking awesome. I agre...

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More like they're using old ammo from the Iran-Iraq War without even knowing what was inside it (a lot of the carbombs in Iraq are made of cannon warheads). It doesn't matter. The point is that there is now hard evidence that are still chemical warheads in Iraq, and the people saying Bush lied abou...

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Not to be a thread-killer, but what's to explain? We had a stag at my high school, and aftergrads, and whatever else. Teens do stupid shit for no reason to celebrate getting the hell out of highschool (or equivalent). Think of the knots as merit badges, except instead of community service or helping...

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I did not know that.

Ya learn somthing every day.

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Kill Bill vol. I: A pregnant woman is shot in the head on her wedding day, on camera, full frontal face view.

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Didn't work with me. I have uber-troll toes. Last time I had an infected one, I filled a wash basin with hot tap water, then added water boiled in a kettle and some antibac soap. After it had cooled enough for me to hold my toe in it while reciting a mantra for at least 30-60 seconds at a time, I so...

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You the dad, Cazzie.

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Dark times are coming, friends. I have never heard of this before, but it's a scary thought. Goodbye sunshine Each year less light reaches the surface of the Earth. No one is sure what's causing 'global dimming' - or what it means for the future. In fact most scientists have never heard of it. By Da...

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My latex-bound k...? Oh, you mean my lamprey. [<>]

That aside, James Howe's Bunnicula books are awesome.

By the way, Monkey, is that a still frame from Amélie you're using for an avatar?

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Could be worse. You could stalk them with celery.

That is exceedingly awesome, by the way. I especially loves how he fucks with you by using everyday objects at the end. Nice.

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Basic software translation Errors leg Lessn of iCheckYpe.Bitmap.ImageList data could not be read from the Stream Try uninstalling and reinstalling Ad-aware. When you have it installed, update it, then turn off the net. Use CTRL+ALT+DEL to shut down everything except the Sytem Tray and Explorer. Run ...

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Wow. I must have missed something huge.

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Cheezus, nothing. Pray for orgasm. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!)

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I'm surprised he didn't quack under the strain of the situation.

Edit: 11 words. 3 typos. I should be tarred and feathered. Just don't goose me, please.

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lorg wrote:Have to A non christian? yeah right hell will freeze over before that happends.

Try non-Protestant. JFK was the only catholic.

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Johnny the Bull wrote:Segwaying for the moment,

Segueing. Sorry, it's one of those pet peeve sort of things [and I had to double-check it, too]. Curse the guy who bastardized segue into a mode of transportation.

Well, my prick quota for the day is full. We return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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